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While we were waiting to have our exams collected and inventoried, and all blatantly disregarding the repeated, but not particularly emphatic instructions not to speak, a member of the Board of Bar Examiners stepped up to the rostrum and announced:

WHILE THE PROTCUHS AAH COLLECTING THE EXAMS, THE BOAHD OF BAHR EXAMINUHS WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT:

THIS AFTUHNOON

WHILE YOU WERE TAKING THE EXAM

THE BOSTON GLOBE REPOWAHTED

MANNY RODRIGUEZ HAS BEEN TRADED TO THE DAWGUHS!