borealnemeton.org » Funny http://borealnemeton.org Mostly Plants Wed, 16 Mar 2011 02:05:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 After the bar… http://borealnemeton.org/on-the-legal-system/after-the-bar http://borealnemeton.org/on-the-legal-system/after-the-bar#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:25:42 +0000 Borealis http://borealnemeton.org/?p=52 While we were waiting to have our exams collected and inventoried, and all blatantly disregarding the repeated, but not particularly emphatic instructions not to speak, a member of the Board of Bar Examiners stepped up to the rostrum and announced:

WHILE THE PROTCUHS AAH COLLECTING THE EXAMS, THE BOAHD OF BAHR EXAMINUHS WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT:

THIS AFTUHNOON

WHILE YOU WERE TAKING THE EXAM

THE BOSTON GLOBE REPOWAHTED

 

MANNY RODRIGUEZ HAS BEEN TRADED TO THE DAWGUHS!

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